Knock knock. Is Oprah available?

Thanks to an enthusiastic reader I've just been invited to attend Bike the Drive in Chicago to sign books. I can never resist the thought of 18,000 cyclists all amassed in the same place, so I booked a flight and I'll be there on 5/28. My stay in the windy city will last less than 24 hours, but if I get a free moment I'd like to swing by Oprah's pad and see if she'll take a look at my novels. Are there any readers out there who could make an introduction for me? Hey, anything goal worth dreaming about is worthy of dreaming big!